Publisher:Off the Bookshelf
Ebook ISBN:B003WQARSY (Kindle edition)
Book Preview: "A Bel Air Lawyer in King Henry's Court"
Let me just cut to the chase. Where I come from,
you've been toast for 700 years.
Toast? What manner of babble is this?
It's what I've been trying to tell you ever since I crossed your moat...which, by the way and from the scum on it, is a health hazard just waiting to happen.
Enough of this nonsense! State thy kingdom of origin and make haste about it!
For the time being, let's just say that I'm not from here.
Thy speech and comical dress suggest as much.
(suddenly snaps fingers in inspiration)
The North, I should wager!
I have a dozen enemies there who would wish me ill.(smears his mouth with the back of his
And half a dozen ladies to wish they'd succeeded...